To the webmaster:

I stumbled upon your site by accident. I think you're up to something. Sure, the site seems harmless-ish, but thenature of some of the photos makes me a little suspicious about what is actually hidden behind the paywall. Even the search engine keywords (namely "lolita" and "jailbait", which according to Wiktionary generally mean "sexually alluring") make me think this site is NOT what you say it is. I'm really suspicious about all this. So my question to you is, why? Why did you make the site in the first place, and what are your true intentions? Is this totally harmless, or something the United States government would lock you up fo rlife over?

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